[FOLLOW UP: See July 11, 2007 SAJAforum update after the stores got their makeover.]
The 7-Eleven chain of convenience stores may convert a number of
franchises into Kwik-E-Marts in time for the release of the Simpsons
movie (Richmond Times-Dispatch). UberDesi points us to this blog, where we got a rendering of an altered franchise with its owner, our beloved Apu Nahasapeemapetilon:
"The Simpsons Movie" is being released July 27. According to his official bio, Apu once worked a 96-hour shift. But he also manages to "party hearty with his brother Sanjay, family, and friends each and every year for a most enjoyable 5 minutes."
"Apu himself, in keeping with his Hindu beliefs, is a vegan, eating no meat, eggs, or dairy products. His attempt to bridge the gap between East and West with tofu dogs, curry crullers, and Chutney Squishees met with resounding disinterest, though his shrine to the elephant god Ganesha attracted a peanut or two, much to his displeasure."
Apu has been the most consistent desi presence in American pop culture, surviving hold-ups, insults and outrage from insecure South Asians in the early years - thankfully that's a bygone era.
For just $11.95, you can purchase this fine Apu bobble-head:
